I feel like I'm in dance class right now
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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