I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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