Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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