On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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