Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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