I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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