We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Randomize
