me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
