big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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