your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
