Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Mom said you looked used
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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