just come out here and I will go home with you...
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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