yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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