So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
