Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
