I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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