We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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