I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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