Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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