Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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