high people should be assigned attendants
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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