I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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