O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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