I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
