y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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