I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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