Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I wear drunk well.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
Randomize
