Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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