my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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