Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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