quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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