Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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