new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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