I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
