So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I didn't notice because vodka
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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