she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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