You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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