what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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