i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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