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(646): View more from New York

I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.

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(410): View more from Maryland

After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.

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(512): View more from Texas

There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.

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(734): View more from Michigan

Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..

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(702): View more from Nevada

im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?

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(607): View more from New York

She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.

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(503): View more from Oregon

She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.

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(216): View more from Ohio

then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value

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(804): View more from Virginia

I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.

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