just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
