we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
honey bunches of taint.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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