My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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