You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You did what with his pubic hair?
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