Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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