I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Mom said you looked used
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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