I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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