If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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