none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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