I'm jealous of your bromance
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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