How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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